ha,s

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This person is like Superman but with more ego and less tolerance for nonsense. They think they can lift cars and punch holes in walls just by blinking.
This guy walks in like he owns the place. He’s got the chest of a god and the attitude of a punchbag.
She showed up at the party like she was the main event. No one else even mattered.
He tried to bench press a cow. It didn’t work. But he still thinks he’s invincible.
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This is when everything is going to hell and there's no way out. It’s like your life just threw a tantrum and no one is coming to save you.
My day started with a flat tire, got worse with a broken coffee machine, and ended with my cat eating my laptop.
The test was easy. Then I got sick. Then the teacher yelled at me. Then the fire alarm went off.
I spilled my drink, my phone died, and my dog ran away. Life is just being a jerk today.
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This person is so confused and excited they just send a bunch of random letters and words. It’s like they’re texting with a broken keyboard and a wild imagination.
Hey babe how ha,s? Hvvv v b b JH be very very GG good good good good gg ! Very vtvv v b b hug; fever DC SC eg df
Texted my crush and it looked like a mad scientist wrote it. I have no idea what it means but it sounds cool.
My mom sent me a message that had 20 letters and 5 random numbers. I don’t know what it means but I’m scared.
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This is when you see someone you like and you just go wild. It’s like you’re screaming ‘YES’ and doing a happy dance in your head.
Ha,s gurl how have you been?! It’s like yassss but ha,s :D
I saw my crush and my brain just exploded. It was like a fireworks show in my head.
My friend texted me and I was so happy I texted back in all caps and emojis.
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