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Working so hard you forget how to breathe and your boss thinks you're a robot with a soul

I worked 14 hours straight and my coffee is now my best friend

My boss said I could leave when I wanted, but I stayed because I was too scared to move

I texted my mom and she replied with a photo of my dog eating my homework

When your job turns into a prison and your coworkers are the jailers

I had to stay late because my boss said, 'You're not a real worker unless you're crying at your desk'

I missed my kid’s soccer game because I was too busy being a slave to spreadsheets

I got yelled at for taking a bathroom break and now I have to pee in a coffee cup

When your work hours are longer than your dating life and your boss is your only love interest

I worked 12 hours and my dating app is still on 'active' but no one has messaged me

My boss said I was 'extra' and gave me an extra task that I didn’t ask for

I left work so tired I cried in the elevator and the elevator didn’t care

When your job is like a horror movie and you’re the main character who never gets a happy ending

I came in at 7 AM and left at 9 PM, and my boss said, 'That’s not even scary, that’s just normal'

I had to do a presentation and my slides had more words than my brain had energy

My coworker fell asleep during my speech and I don’t know if that was a compliment or an insult

Working so much your brain is on vacation and your body is still at work

I was so tired I tried to eat my keyboard and it tasted like regret

I came in late because I had a dream I was working and I didn’t want to wake up

I texted my boss and said, 'I’m not dead, I’m just on a break in the afterlife'

When your job is like a never-ending party and you’re the only one who doesn’t want to dance

I stayed late because my boss said, 'You’re not a real worker unless you’re dancing to the printer’s noise'

I had to do a meeting at 11 PM and my boss said, 'That’s just how we roll'

I tried to leave and my coworker said, 'You’re not a real person if you don’t stay till the end'