haizelynn

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haizelynn is a hot mess who kicks ass and takes names
She walked in and the whole bar went quiet. Then she threw a shot glass at the bar tender.
He tried to flirt with her. She laughed and called him a weakling.
She came to the party wearing heels and a chainsaw. That’s how you make an entrance.
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haizelynn is the kind of person who makes your day and your enemies cry
She beat up my brother and then gave me a hug. Classic haizelynn.
My boss tried to fire her. She took the whole office down with her.
She texted me during a test. I failed. She passed.
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haizelynn is a walking disaster who makes bad decisions and looks good doing it
She stole a pizza and got caught. Then she kissed the cop.
She broke into a store just to try on all the shoes. She left with three pairs.
She ran away from a fight and came back with a sword. That’s just her.
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