Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A weed god who’s so legendary, he’s like the king of the blazey crew.

Yo, Haizey Blazey just dropped a banger. I’m gonna be high for a week.

That weed is so good, it’s like Haizey Blazey gave me a free pass to heaven.

I just smoked Haizey Blazey’s weed and I’m already in a better mood than my ex.

2

A giant meaty pole that could knock out a whole football team.

That guy has a dick the size of a fire hydrant. It’s Haize.

If Haize walked into a bar, the bar would collapse.

My cousin’s dad has a Haize. I don’t even know how he fits it in his pants.

3

A Singaporean way of saying 'man, this is so annoying.' Like when your mom keeps asking if you want more rice.

My brother said 'haize' after my mom asked him for the 10th time if he wanted more rice.

I heard 'haize' from my neighbor when he saw my dog eat his sandwich.

My teacher said 'haize' when I talked for 10 minutes about my weekend.

4

A know-it-all who’s got a body like a meatball and thinks he’s the best at everything.

Haize walked into the class and said he knows everything. He’s right, but he’s also annoying.

My gym teacher said Haize could bench-press a cow.

Haize told me he’s a genius. I believe him, but I also know he’s full of himself.

5

An ep that sounds so good, it’s like Haliee Steinfeld dropped a beat straight from heaven.

I listened to Haize’s ep and now I feel like I’m in a music video.

My friend told me Haize is the best album ever. I believe him.

I just finished Haize, and now I’m ready to drop a beat myself.

6

A person so cool, they can make you feel like you’re the best version of yourself.

My best friend is a Haize. She always knows what to say when I’m feeling down.

My mom is a Haize. She’s always there for me, no matter what.

I just met a Haize, and now I feel like I can conquer the world.

7

A person so perfect, they’re like a god in human form.

Haize is like the perfect person. He has everything and he’s still humble.

If there was a perfect person, it would be Haize.

I wish I was as perfect as Haize. I’m just a regular person.