Haizah

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A backstabber who fakes being nice but secretly hates your guts. She’ll stick with you if she thinks you’ll stick with her. She turns wishes into reality but also turns your life into a nightmare. She’s a total cockroach and will burn you alive just to prove a point, but still loves you like a messed-up sibling.
'I’m your best friend forever. Just don’t ever talk to me again.'
'You’re my miracle. Now go die.'
'I’ll set you on fire if you don’t bring me pizza.'
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She’s fake-nice but real-bitchy. She’ll hang around you if she thinks you’ll hang around her. She’s got magic powers but also a mean streak that could cut through steel. She burns people without thinking and then cries about it later.
'We’re besties. Now go away.'
'I’ll bring you coffee. If you don’t die first.'
'I’ll set your house on fire if you don’t text me back.'
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She acts like she’s your friend but really wants you dead. She’ll stick with you if she thinks you’ll stick with her. She can make miracles happen but also make your life a living hell. She burns people for fun and then acts like she cares.
'I’ll help you. If you don’t fail me.'
'I’ll bring you pizza. If you don’t burn me alive.'
'I’ll stay with you. If you don’t leave me.'
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She’s all talk and no action. She’ll stay with you if she thinks you’ll stay with her. She makes miracles but also makes your life a mess. She burns people without a second thought and then says she cares.
'I’ll be your best friend. If you don’t cry.'
'I’ll help you. If you don’t make me cry.'
'I’ll stay with you. If you don’t make me hate you.'
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She’s fake-friendly but real-bitchy. She’ll hang with you if she thinks you’ll hang with her. She can make miracles happen but also turn your life into a nightmare. She burns people for no reason and then says she loves them.
'I’ll be your best friend. If you don’t leave me.'
'I’ll help you. If you don’t burn me alive.'
'I’ll stay with you. If you don’t make me cry.'
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She’s your friend but also your enemy. She’ll stay with you if she thinks you’ll stay with her. She can make miracles come true but also make your life a living hell. She burns people without thinking and then says she cares.
'I’ll be with you. If you don’t make me hate you.'
'I’ll help you. If you don’t burn me alive.'
'I’ll stay with you. If you don’t leave me.'
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