Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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I love nerds so much I could vomit on them

I <3 dorks so much I could puke on them

My love for dorks is so strong I might barf on them

I adore nerds so much I’d throw up on them if I could

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I’m so into dorks I could marry them

I’m in love with dorks so much I’d marry them

I’m that into dorks I’d propose to them

Dorks are my main squeeze

3

I like dorks more than pizza

Dorks are better than pizza

I’d choose dorks over my favorite food

Dorks are my new favorite thing

4

Dorks are my soulmates

I found my other half in dorks

Dorks are my forever friends

5

I’m a dork magnet

Dorks are attracted to me

I pull dorks like a magnet

Dorks can’t resist me

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I’m a dork whisperer

I can talk dorks into doing anything

Dorks listen to me like I’m their boss

I can make dorks do my homework