haiyang

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The sexiest man on Earth. He’s got the body of a god and the personality of a drunk raccoon. When he’s not shy, he’ll show you his wild side, and it’s not pretty. If you ever get close to a haiyang, hold on tight. He’s the best friend you’ll ever have, and the worst enemy if you piss him off.
"You think you’re hot? Wait till you see haiyang in a speedo."
DM: "I saw haiyang at the bar. I almost peed myself."
Tweet: "Haiyang walked in. The room exploded. I died."
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Haiyang is a cute person, but she’s got a mood swing worse than a toddler on sugar. She’s got confidence to spare and a love for sushi that’s almost as strong as her hatred for bad jokes. Say the right thing, and she’ll be all over you like glue.
"Haiyang ignored me for a week. Then she texted me: 'I miss you.' I cried."
Tweet: "Haiyang and sushi = my perfect day. Her mood swings = my perfect nightmare."
DM: 'I told her a joke. She rolled her eyes. I told her another. She texted me: 'I’m going to sushi.'"
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