Haiyan

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A Runescape player who acts like a boss, eats rice like it's going out of style, and sucks off guys like it's their job. They log out or commit suicide just to save their pixels, even though they're still going to die anyway. They call everyone else 'programmers' and 'autoers' even though they’re all just lazy jerks with the same 10 characters.
@haiyan just logged out after getting killed by a goblin. Still called me a programmer. What even is that? #runescape
Haiyan suicides again because she failed to kill a goblin. Still said I was a programmer. Pathetic.
Haiyan logged out mid-fight. Said I was a programmer. I'm not even a programmer, I'm just a guy who likes money.
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A Runescape player who runs away from fights, logs out when things get tough, and then laughs at you when you get killed. They team up with 10 people and then act like you're a nobody for not fighting X vs 1.
@haiyan ran away from me and logged out. Then called me a nobody for not fighting 10 vs 1. I had to fight 10 people! That's not fair.
Haiyan teamed up with 10 people, then laughed at me for not fighting 10 vs 1. What even is that? I was fighting alone!
Haiyan logged out after getting killed by a goblin. Then said I was a nobody for not fighting 10 vs 1. That’s not even a real fight.
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A super strong typhoon that hit the Philippines and turned everything into a pile of crap. It was so strong, it could’ve been a hurricane with a PhD. It killed way more people than anyone expected and destroyed stuff so bad, it might as well have been a war.
Typhoon Haiyan was so strong, it felt like the sky was trying to punch the Philippines. #yolanda
Haiyan destroyed whole towns. People said it was like a hurricane with a PhD. I don’t even know what that means but it sounds fancy.
Typhoon Haiyan had wind so strong, it could’ve knocked out a whole army. People died in the thousands. That’s brutal.
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A white British guy who joins nsfw discord servers and acts like he’s a Chinese woman to get straight blokes to message him. He’s got kinks like raceplay and nationplay, and he’s probably the worst at pretending he’s not a guy.
@haiyan is pretending to be a Chinese woman on a nsfw discord server. He’s still messaging me like I’m the best thing since sliced bread.
Haiyan called me a straight bloke and pretended to be a Chinese woman. I’m not even straight, I’m just confused.
Haiyan acts like he’s a Chinese woman to get straight blokes to message him. It’s the worst nationplay I’ve ever seen.
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