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A girl who talks your ear off about how cool your life is but keeps her closet shut tighter than a fat kid’s pants. She’ll spend all your money on shiny clothes and then laugh at you.
'You’re the best friend ever!' she says, while I’m drowning in debt.
'I’ll be rich someday!' she yells, as I’m buying her new shoes.
She’s got a closet full of clothes, and I’ve got a closet full of problems.