haixia

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A person who thinks Stephen is the best human ever and would fight anyone who says otherwise.

I'd punch you in the face if you said Stephen wasn't perfect.

Stephen is my god. You're not worthy.

If you don't like Stephen, you're a monster.

Someone who talks about Stephen like he's a rockstar and you're at a concert.

Stephen just did a flex. You should've been there.

Stephen's new song is better than your life.

I cried when Stephen said goodbye.

A person who would die for Stephen and probably already did.

I would give my firstborn for Stephen.

Stephen is my life. I live for him.

If Stephen died, I'd commit suicide.

A person who knows every detail about Stephen and judges you for not knowing.

You don't know Stephen's favorite color? What's wrong with you?

Stephen's birthday is May 5th. You forgot? How?

Stephen's dog is named Biscuit. You don't know that? Lame.

A person who would rather be Stephen than be you.

Stephen has a perfect life. You're just sad.

I'd switch places with Stephen in a heartbeat.

Stephen is rich. You're broke. What's the difference?