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The brainiest girl in the whole universe. She’s hot, has way more friends than she needs, and she’s like a personal advice hotline. She’s always ready for anything and will fight for her squad like a mad woman.
She texted me at 2 AM with a 3-page essay on why I should drop out of school.
She showed up to my fight with a crowbar and a speech about loyalty.
She solved my math test and my crush’s drama in the same day.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The girl who’s so smart she could probably run the school. She’s got a full social life, she’s always got your back, and she will punch you if you talk trash about her friends.
She told my mom about my lunch theft in front of the entire class.
She gave me a 5-step plan to beat my nemesis during recess.
She failed my math test on purpose so I wouldn’t feel bad.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The most amazing human being on the planet. She’s pretty, she’s got a million friends, and she’s the kind of person who will help you pass a test and then laugh at your face when you fail it.
She texted me a whole essay about how I was a failure.
She helped me cheat on my test and then told the teacher.
She showed up at my house with a pizza and a list of all my mistakes.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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She’s the most brainy girl I’ve ever met. She’s got a ton of friends, she’s always got your back, and she’s not afraid to tell you how stupid you are.
She told my crush I was a total idiot in front of the whole class.
She drew me a map to my crush’s house and told me to ask him out.
She gave me a speech about my bad grades and then bought me ice cream.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The girl who’s so smart, she could probably take over the world. She’s got a huge social life, she’s always ready for anything, and she will fight for her friends like a mad woman.
She texted me at midnight with a 4-page essay about my life.
She showed up to my fight with a sword and a list of my enemies.
She failed my test so I wouldn’t feel bad.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The most amazing girl in the school. She’s got a ton of friends, she’s always got your back, and she’s not afraid to tell you when you’re being stupid.
She told my crush I was a total loser in front of everyone.
She gave me a list of my mistakes and a map to my crush’s house.
She helped me cheat on my test and then told the teacher.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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