Haitz

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A person who hates drugs so much they’d punch a dealer in the face for selling candy

I saw Haitz at the mall. He yelled at a kid for eating a lollipop.

Haitz tried to steal the weed from the school nurse. He got detention.

He called the pizza guy a drug lord. The pizza guy just gave him free cheese.

Someone who thinks drugs are the devil and would burn a pharmacy to prove it

Haitz set fire to the vending machine. It was just chocolate and soda.

He screamed at the teacher for letting us have energy drinks. The teacher got fired.

He told the principal he was going to burn the whole school down if we didn’t stop smoking.

A person who would rather die than touch a joint, even if it’s just for fun

Haitz refused to smoke with us. He said it was ‘a sin.’

He tried to eat a weed cookie. He threw up in the hallway.

He turned down a free hit. He said, ‘I’d rather be dead.’