Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone writes 'haitus' instead of 'hiatus' because they're too lazy to spell it right.

My friend spelled it wrong on his homework and got a zero.

I texted 'haitus' to my teacher and she yelled at me.

My dog wrote 'haitus' on the wall and I'm never letting him in the house again.

2

When a website is broken and it's not even funny anymore.

My favorite game's website was under construction for a year and I quit the game.

I tried to log in and it said 'Under Construction' and I cried.

The website was broken and I had to use my phone instead.

3

A fake reason for why a website is broken so the webmaster can take a nap and not feel guilty.

The webmaster said 'haitus' so he could sleep for three days straight.

He blamed it on 'haitus' so he wouldn't get in trouble for being lazy.

He said it was 'haitus' and then went to eat pizza for a week.

4

A kid in JROTC who thinks they're the boss of everyone.

He yelled at me for not wearing my uniform and I got detention.

He tried to give me a demerit for talking too much and I laughed in his face.

He called me a 'coward' for not doing push-ups and I ran out of the room.

5

When a person stops posting stuff and just disappears like they're dead.

My favorite YouTuber stopped uploading and I thought he died.

She stopped posting chapters and I gave up on the book.

He stopped updating the anime and I cried for an hour.

6

A break so long that it feels like the band Twenty One Pilots forgot they existed.

They took a haitus so long that I thought they'd never come back.

They stopped making music for a year and I got angry.

I waited for a new song and it was like waiting for Christmas.

7

When someone takes a vacation and goes to Haiti because they're too stupid to go somewhere else.

My uncle went to Haiti for a vacation and got a disease.

She went to Haiti because she thought it was 'Hawaii' and got lost.

He took a haitus to Haiti and came back with a tan and a headache.