Haito

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A guy who farts with his hand while thinking about his own junk. It’s also what you call the goo that comes out when he’s done.

"You call that a haito? I’ve seen dogs do better.", Dave, after seeing his brother's haito session

"I was eating cereal and had a haito. Now my bowl is full of goo.", Sarah, in a DM

"He did a haito in the middle of the meeting. The boss was confused.", Alex, on Twitter

When a man rubs his junk like it’s a magic wand. Also the mess that drops when he’s done and thinks he’s king of the world.

"He did a haito in the car. The smell was worse than my sister's hair.", Chris, on a group chat

"I tried to do a haito while eating pizza. Now I’m stuck with a goo hand.", Mark, in a tweet

"He did a haito in the elevator. I had to walk out.", Lisa, in a DM

A man’s way of showing off by touching himself. It’s also the goo that falls when he’s done and thinks he’s the best.

"He did a haito in the middle of my presentation. I got a B because of it.", Emma, on Instagram

"I did a haito in the bathroom and forgot to wash my hands. Now I’ve got goo on my face.", Jake, in a DM

"He did a haito in front of the whole class. The teacher gave him detention.", Sam, in a tweet