Haitlin

I saw Caitlin in the hallway and I gave her the worst side-eye. I was like, 'You're gonna regret this.'

At lunch, I was whispering about Caitlin to my friends like she was a criminal.

Caitlin walked by and I said, 'You're gonna get yours later.' She didn't even know what I was talking about.

I told my friend, 'Caitlin is like a failed science project. She just doesn't work.'

During math class, I said, 'Caitlin is the reason we're all failing this test.'

I wrote 'Caitlin: 0/10' on my notebook and showed it to everyone.

I told my friend, 'Caitlin is the worst. She's like a bad beat.'

At recess, I was flexing my insults about Caitlin like I was in a rap battle.

I said, 'Caitlin is like a loser in a game show. She doesn't even know the rules.'

I was screaming at Caitlin like she was a ghost in the hallway.

During lunch, I said, 'Caitlin, you're like a ghost haunting my life.'

I told my friend, 'Caitlin is like a ghost. She's always there, but she's never real.'

I said, 'Caitlin is the worst person I've ever met. I'm not even trying.'

At lunch, I told my friends, 'Caitlin is the worst. I don't even need to explain why.'

I was walking by Caitlin and said, 'You're the worst. I'm not even trying to be nice.'

I wrote, 'Dear Caitlin, you're the worst. I'm not even finished yet.'

During math class, I said, 'Caitlin is like a hate letter that's never ending.'

I told my friend, 'I'm writing a hate letter to Caitlin, and I'm only halfway done.'