Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your buddy leaves you hanging for some stupid charity trip to Haiti, and you're too mad to ask for snacks.

My buddy went to Haiti and left me with no snacks. I'm haiting him to death.

She went to Haiti and forgot about me. I'm haiting her like she's my ex.

He left me for Haiti and I'm haiting him in the DMs like it's a war.

2

When you ruin something so badly it's like it was never good to begin with.

That haircut was a total disaster. I haited it into oblivion.

He broke my phone. I haited it so bad it exploded.

I haited my pizza and now it's just a sad cheese mess.

3

A silly word teenagers in Germany say when they agree with you, say hello, or just feel like saying something random and stupid.

Hait, I agree with you 100%.

Hait, I'm going to the store.

Hait, I just ate a whole cake and I'm not sorry.

4

The feeling when you're so full after a meal you could burst like a balloon.

I ate like a pig and now I feel like a balloon. I'm haiting from the inside.

That buffet was too much. I'm haiting and I can't move.

After that pizza, I was haiting and I felt like I was going to explode.

5

When you hide a bad haircut with a hat, like you're trying to cover up a crime.

He had the worst haircut and wore a hat like it was a crime scene.

I put a hat on my head and it covered my hair like a mystery.

She had a bad haircut and a hat, like she was hiding from the police.

6

When you say 'How Am I Today' in a super short way, like you're too lazy to type it all out.

Hait, I'm sad today.

Hait, I'm mad and I need snacks.

Hait, I'm tired and I just ate a whole cake.

7

When you pause for no reason while switching accents or languages, like you're confused and your brain is on strike.

He switched accents and paused like his brain was on strike.

She talked in English then German and paused like she was lost.

He switched accents and paused like he forgot how to speak.