Haitian-Trance

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Haitian-Trance is like a wild dance party where people go crazy, lose their minds, and start speaking in tongues, or maybe just shouting curse words at the top of their lungs.
At the festival, someone started chanting 'Voye pwen!' and the crowd went nuts, trampling each other like they were at a fight club.
My cousin tried to dance to it and ended up face-first in a kebab tray.
A DJ played it so loud, the neighbors thought a goat had been sacrificed in the living room.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haitian-Trance is the music you play when you want everyone to lose their minds, scream like they’ve been wronged by God, and start doing weird body movements like they’ve been possessed by a goat.
My aunt danced so hard she kicked over a bottle of rum and started shouting in broken English and French.
The kid next to me started crying because he thought the music was telling him he was fat.
At the club, a man tried to dance like a chicken and got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haitian-Trance is like a wild, sweaty, loud version of a church service, but instead of praying, people are screaming, dancing, and probably cursing someone’s ancestors.
At the festival, I saw a man throw a bottle at a drum and get arrested for ‘disturbing the spirit.’
My cousin said the music was so loud, her dog started talking in Creole.
A DJ played it so fast, the bass shook the floor like a earthquake.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haitian-Trance is the kind of music that makes you want to dance, yell, and maybe punch your neighbor because they’re too close to your personal space.
At the festival, I danced so hard, I forgot my own name and started yelling at the DJ.
My friend got so into it, he tried to dance with a goat and got bit.
The music was so loud, my grandma thought she was at a funeral and started crying.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haitian-Trance is like a party where everyone is high, crazy, and probably mad at someone, and the music makes it even worse.
At the club, I saw a man trying to dance with a bottle of rum and got kicked out.
My brother started yelling at the DJ because the music was ‘too loud for his soul.’
A kid tried to dance and fell into a drum, and the drum started talking back.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haitian-Trance is the kind of music you play when you want everyone to lose their minds, scream like they’ve been wronged by God, and start doing weird body movements like they’ve been possessed by a goat.
At the festival, I saw a man trying to dance with a goat and got bit.
My cousin started yelling in Creole and French because the music was ‘too loud for her soul.’
A DJ played it so fast, the bass shook the floor like a earthquake.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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