Haitian Sweep

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3 views · Added 12d ago · 5 definitions

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When you rip through multiple lanes like a madman just trying to get out of your own head. Usually happens in a car that smells like old socks and regret.
Bro just did a Haitian Sweep in his ’97 Honda. The car wheezed like it was dying. I was scared for his life.
She did a Haitian Sweep in the middle of traffic. Her car looked like it was about to explode. I think I saw her scream.
He did a Haitian Sweep just to show off. The car made a noise like it was about to take him with it.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A wild, no-fucks-given move where you dart across all the lanes like you're trying to escape a burning building. Usually done in a car that’s seen better days.
My cousin did a Haitian Sweep in his broken-down Civic. The car coughed like it was trying to tell him to stop.
That dude did a Haitian Sweep just to prove he was the king of the road. His car sounded like it was about to die.
She did a Haitian Sweep and nearly hit a bus. Her car groaned like it was in pain.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you lunge across the road like you're trying to get away from a monster. Usually done in a car that looks like it was hit by a truck and then left in the sun.
He did a Haitian Sweep in his rusted-out Ford. The car hissed like it was about to give up.
She did a Haitian Sweep and nearly ran into a bike. Her car looked like it was about to fall apart.
My uncle did a Haitian Sweep and the car made a noise like it was screaming.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you fly across the lanes like you're trying to outrun the devil. Usually done in a car that smells like old pizza and sadness.
That guy did a Haitian Sweep and his car smelled like old pizza. The car wheezed like it was tired.
She did a Haitian Sweep and nearly ran into a truck. Her car looked like it was about to collapse.
He did a Haitian Sweep in his car that smelled like sadness. The car coughed like it was dying.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A crazy move where you cut through all the lanes like you're trying to get out of your own mind. Usually done in a car that looks like it was left in the desert for 10 years.
He did a Haitian Sweep and his car looked like it was left in the desert. The car groaned like it was in pain.
She did a Haitian Sweep and nearly ran into a bus. Her car looked like it was about to fall apart.
My cousin did a Haitian Sweep in his old car. The car wheezed like it was about to give up.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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