Haitian Snow Angel

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A Haitian Snow Angel is when you blow a girl’s brains out, then make her eat a whoopee cushion, then you eat her brains for breakfast.
He turned her into a Haitian Snow Angel and said, 'This is your punishment for not liking my ugly face.'
She screamed like a goat when he did the Haitian Snow Angel on her.
At the party, he did a Haitian Snow Angel on her and everyone clapped like it was the Super Bowl.
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A Haitian Snow Angel is when you puke in her butt, then make her drink bleach, then you lick her butt like it’s a lollipop.
He did a Haitian Snow Angel on her and said, 'This is how you treat a bad student.'
She cried like a baby after the Haitian Snow Angel.
At the sleepover, he did the Haitian Snow Angel on her and everyone laughed like it was the best joke ever.
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A Haitian Snow Angel is when you shoot her in the butt with a fire hose, then make her eat a rat, then you kiss her butt like it’s your first love.
He did a Haitian Snow Angel on her and said, 'You’re not worth the trouble.'
She ran out of the room after the Haitian Snow Angel.
He did the Haitian Snow Angel on her in front of her mom and she fainted.
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