Haitian Prince

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The guy who makes everything he says or does sound like it’s the most amazing thing ever. If he says something is kool, it’s not just cool, it’s legendary. If you spell it with a C, you’re a clueless chump.
Yo, I just ate a whole pizza by myself. Kool.
That new song? Kool. You’re just a sad loser for not knowing.
You spelled kool with a C? You’re a disgrace to the Prince.
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The king of kool. Everything he does is epic. If he says something is kool, you better believe it. If you mess it up, you’re a total dweeb.
He just dropped a 50-cent piece on the ground. Kool.
You said cool instead of kool? You’re a joke.
He ate a whole cake in one bite. Kool. You? You’re a sad, sad person.
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The most important person in the universe. He makes everything kool. If you say cool, you’re a failure. If you say kool, you’re a winner. Period.
He just ran a marathon while eating a hot dog. Kool.
You said cool? You’re a nobody.
He just did a backflip in the rain. Kool. You? You’re a total nobody.
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The guy who makes kool sound like it’s the best thing ever. If he says something is kool, you have to believe it. If you don’t, you’re a loser with no life.
He just ate ten burgers in one go. Kool.
You said cool? You’re a total zero.
He just did a handstand on a table. Kool. You? You’re a nobody.
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The guy who invented kool. If he says something is kool, you have to accept it. If you say cool, you’re a total joke.
He just ran a marathon and did 50 push-ups. Kool.
You said cool? You’re a joke.
He just ate a whole cake in one bite. Kool. You? You’re a loser.
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The guy who makes kool sound like it’s the most amazing thing ever. If he says it, you believe it. If you spell it wrong, you’re a total failure.
He just did a triple backflip. Kool.
You said cool? You’re a nobody.
He just ate ten donuts in one go. Kool. You? You’re a failure.
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