Haitian Pimp

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A Haitian pimp who swings his hand from his waist up like a bat to slap some sense into his down-and-out bitches.

He swung his hand like a bat and said, 'You ain't weak, you just tired.'

She was crying in the back seat, and he went 'WHACK!' and she started singing.

He waved his hand like a superhero and said, 'I’m here to save you, baby.'

A man who uses his hand like a whip to make his bitches feel powerful again when they're feeling like dirt.

He whipped his hand in the air and said, 'You're not a failure, you're a work in progress.'

She was ready to quit, but he gave her a hand slap and she stood up tall.

He waved his hand like he was conducting an orchestra and said, 'Let’s make some noise!'

A pimp who swings his hand from his waist like it's a fan to get his bitches fired up when they're feeling dead.

He swung his hand like a fan and yelled, 'You're not dead, you're just sleeping!'

She was slumped in the corner, and he gave her a hand slap and she stood up like a warrior.

He waved his hand like he was giving a speech and said, 'Now go make that money!'

A guy who waves his hand from his waist like a magic wand to turn his bitches from sad to unstoppable.

He waved his hand like a magician and said, 'Abracadabra, you're back on top!'

She was crying on the curb, and he gave her a hand wave and she started walking like she owned the street.

He flicked his hand like it was a switch and said, 'Now you're on.'

A pimp who swings his hand from his waist like he's trying to knock some sense into his bitches when they're feeling broken.

He whacked his hand in the air and said, 'You're not broken, you're just tired.'

She was on the verge of giving up, and he gave her a hand slap and she started walking with fire.

He swung his hand like a clock and said, 'Time to get it done!'

A man who uses his hand like a drumstick to beat some confidence into his bitches when they're feeling low.

He beat his hand like a drum and said, 'You're not low, you're just waiting for the beat.'

She was slumped in the back, and he gave her a hand slap and she started walking like she was the beat.

He waved his hand like he was conducting a beat and said, 'Let’s go!'