Haitian necktie

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A guy who hates the government in Haiti gets dragged to a busy street and gets a tire stuck around his neck like a dumbass. Then they pour gas on it and light it on fire until he screams like a chicken with no head.
My cousin got a Haitian necktie last week. He’s still missing a head.
That guy in the news got a tire around his neck and set on fire. He looked like a flaming bag of chips.
I heard the mayor got a necktie for talking smack. Now he’s just a smoky ghost.
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Haitian necktie is when some dude who doesn’t like the boss in Haiti gets a tire wrapped around his neck, doused in gas, and lit up like a birthday cake. He goes up in smoke, and the boss laughs like a hyena.
My uncle got a necktie for saying the president was a bad cook. Now he’s just smoke in the air.
That guy on TV got a tire around his neck and set on fire. He sounded like a fire alarm.
My neighbor got a necktie because he said the president was fat. Now he’s a charcoal briquette.
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A Haitian necktie is when someone who doesn’t like the leader in Haiti gets a tire around their neck, drenched in gas, and lit up like a hot dog at a carnival. They scream like a banshee and go up in smoke.
My brother got a necktie for telling the president he was a bad dancer. Now he’s just smoke and regrets.
That lady got a tire around her neck and set on fire. She looked like a flaming hot dog.
My friend got a necktie because he said the president was a bad singer. Now he’s just smoke in the air.
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