Haitian Men

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They won’t cheat on ya. They’ll cook you food like it’s a job. They’ll stick by you even when your mom calls and says you’re a disgrace. They’ll take care of their family like it’s a religion. And if you need a good punch in the face, they’ll deliver.
My man fed me soup at 3 AM after I screamed at him for not texting me.
He paid my rent when my sister said I was ‘a waste of DNA’.
He took my dad to the hospital when my dad tried to eat my mom’s hair.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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They won’t cheat on you. They’ll cook you food so good you’ll forget your problems. They’ll defend you like you’re their last meal. They’ll make sure your whole family is fed even if it means they starve. And when they’re done, they’ll remind you who’s really in charge.
He cooked me a whole chicken when I said I’d leave him for a guy who could dance.
He drove my uncle to the store when my uncle tried to steal my phone.
He beat up my brother when my brother said I was ‘a disgrace to the family’.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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