Haitian Gibberish

I’d translate it if I could but how the hell am I supposed to spell that mess? It’s like a swear-filled hurricane hit the keyboard.

It’s not words, it’s a full-blown language meltdown. I can’t even read it without crying.

That’s not a sentence, that’s a war cry. I swear I saw my keyboard beg for mercy.

It’s like someone threw a dictionary into a blender and then swore at it. I can’t even begin to translate that.

That’s not a language, that’s a curse. I tried translating it and my brain got a migraine.

I can’t even spell it, let alone translate it. That’s like trying to eat a whole pizza and then swear at it.