Haitian Eyes

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When your eyes pop out like a startled goat seeing a taco truck crash into a mailbox, all because you're staring at a tiny screen on a tiny airplane.

My eyes looked like I’d just seen my mom’s ex in a speedo.

I blinked so hard I thought my face was going to fall off.

I stared at the overhead bin like it had personally insulted my entire family.

When your eyes go full cartoon character because you’re mad at a tiny screen that won’t let you watch a movie.

My eyes looked like they were trying to escape my head through my ears.

I glared at the overhead bin like it owed me money.

I looked like I’d just been told my dog ate my college application.

When your eyes look like they’re about to explode because you’re mad at a tiny screen and it won’t let you watch your movie.

My eyes were like, 'I’m done with this nonsense.'

I looked like I had just been told my cat was a serial killer.

I blinked so hard I thought I had just been kissed by a ghost.