Haiti Steak

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a piece of meat that smells like your grandma's socks after she died
My aunt tried to cook Haiti Steak for my birthday and I cried
I got Haiti Steak for lunch and now I'm questioning my life choices
My dog ran away after I brought home Haiti Steak
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the reason why your lunch break is now a horror movie
I thought I was getting a burger, but it was Haiti Steak
My coworker gagged when I told him about my Haiti Steak
I took one bite and my whole day went downhill
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the meat version of a screaming kid on a airplane
Haiti Steak is louder than my brother when he loses a fight
I ate Haiti Steak and my ears are still ringing
My friend said it was the worst thing he ever tasted
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