Haithcox

That Haithcox kid just walked into the hallway wearing a chicken suit. I swear he’s trying to scare us all to death.

My cousin is a Haithcox and she’s dating three guys at once. She’s like a human buffet.

My teacher said, 'If you don’t stop talking, I’ll put you in the same group as Haithcox.' I think that’s a death sentence.

I saw Haithcox try to flirt with the janitor. It was like a soap opera, but worse.

My friend got in trouble for throwing a paper airplane at Haithcox. He didn’t even flinch.

The lunch lady said Haithcox tried to eat the whole salad bar. He’s like a human vacuum.

Haithcox told me he’s going to be a superhero. I asked what his power is. He said, 'I can make people cry with a single look.'

I heard Haithcox told the principal he’s the reincarnation of a disco ball. That’s not a real thing.

Haithcox tried to start a band called 'The Coxes.' It’s like a boy band, but worse.