Haithcock

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The school’s athletic director who’s a woman, straight, and acts like a man. She’s single and lives with a bunch of animals, mostly cats and dogs that she probably adopted from a shelter because she’s a softie under that tough exterior.
She yelled at the football team for losing, then fed her cat a whole chicken.
She told the principal to shut up and let her do her job, then took her dog for a walk.
She called the basketball coach a ‘disgrace’ and then cuddled her cat on the couch.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A lady who runs the athletic department, is straight, and acts like a man. She’s single and lives alone with a bunch of pets, mostly cats and dogs, which she probably got because she’s lonely and hates being alone.
She gave the track team a lecture, then fed her dog a whole bowl of kibble.
She screamed at the soccer coach for missing a game, then watched her cat chase a laser pointer.
She told the principal to back off, then snuggled her dog on the couch.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A straight, single woman who works at the school and acts like a man. She lives alone with a bunch of animals, mostly cats and dogs, which she probably got because she’s crazy and likes to have company.
She screamed at the basketball team for losing, then fed her cat a whole chicken.
She told the football coach to shape up, then let her dog sleep on her lap.
She yelled at the principal for interrupting her, then took her cat for a walk.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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