Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The pain in your stomach after you ate like a fat pig and now you can't move because you're too full.

Man, I ate seven burgers and now I feel like a balloon. Hait.

After that pizza party, I was haiting for days.

I tried to eat a whole cake. Now I'm haiting like I just ran a marathon.

2

When you're so lazy or confused that you just say 'Hait' like it's the only word you know.

'I think I'm gonna fail this test.' 'Hait.'

He said 'Hait' when I asked him why he didn't show up to class.

I heard her say 'Hait' after she realized she forgot her homework.

3

When your friend abandons you to go help poor people in Haiti, and you're too mad to even talk about it.

My friend went to Haiti and left me with the worst math test ever. Hait!

He ditched me for a humanitarian mission. Hait?!

Why did he go to Haiti and leave me here? Hait!

4

When you have a bad haircut and you cover it up with a hat like it's a crime.

I got a haircut that looked like a disaster. I had to wear a hat. Hait.

My hair looked like a raccoon's nest, so I put on a hat and called it a day.

That haircut was so bad, I had to wear a hat like it was a life-or-death situation.

5

When you're too lazy to think of anything else and just say 'How Am I Today' like it's a magic spell.

'Hait.' 'You mean How Am I Today?' 'Yeah, that's what I said.'

He texted me 'Hait' and I knew it was How Am I Today.

She said 'Hait' and I just knew she was asking How Am I Today.

6

When you destroy someone or something so bad, it's like you turned them into a pile of trash.

He destroyed my phone so bad, it looked like a pile of bricks. Hait!

She broke my favorite toy and I was like, 'Hait!'

That kid trashed my room so bad, I called it a Hait.

7

When you're trying to talk in two languages at the same time and it sounds like a broken robot.

He switched from English to Spanish and it sounded like a broken robot. Hait!

She tried to speak two languages and it was like a weird accent mix. Hait!

I was talking in two accents and it was so weird, I said 'Hait!'