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The stupid way people say the letter H, like they're too dumb to know how to talk properly.
My grandma says 'haitch' like it's a curse.
My teacher yelled, 'It's H, not haitch!'
My friend got roasted for saying 'haitch' in class.
Haitch
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What posh losers in England say when they think they're fancy, but they're just loud.
My cousin said 'haitch' and got called a posh twerp.
That guy on the train said 'haitch' like he was royalty.
My aunt says 'haitch' and everyone laughs at her.
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A stupid nickname for HP, made by some kid who probably still wears pajamas to school.
My brother calls HP 'haitch' and thinks it's super cool.
That kid in class says 'haitch' instead of HP and everyone hates him.
My friend's pet goldfish is named 'haitch'.
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The ultimate man, like he's got it all, money, looks, and a life everyone wants.
My dad says he's a 'haitch' because he has a Lamborghini.
My crush is a 'haitch' and I'm jealous.
That guy who got a million followers is a 'haitch'.