haitaniplug

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A crazy tiny piece of garbage who never stops puffing weed, binges Euphoria like it's a religion, and thinks anime characters are real people. Still kinda okay
Just saw him crying over a character death. He’s like, 'She’s not even real!'
He texted me at 3 AM asking if anime characters can get married in real life.
He tried to explain Naruto to a dog. The dog just stared.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A tiny brain fart who’s always high, obsessed with fake anime characters, and thinks Euphoria is a real place. Still kind of chill
He told his mom he’s moving to Euphoria. She said, 'That’s not a place.' He said, 'It is now.'
He tried to fight a guy named 'Sasuke' in the mall. The guy was just eating a sandwich.
He texted me, 'I just kissed Hinata in my head. It was epic.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A tiny brain that never stops smoking weed, watches Euphoria nonstop, and thinks anime characters are his friends. Still okay, I guess
He texted me, 'Hinata is my girlfriend now. She said so.'
He tried to explain the plot of Naruto to a barista. The barista just took his order.
He cried when a character died in an anime. He said, 'She was my friend.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A tiny brain who’s always stoned, binges Euphoria like it’s a hobby, and believes anime characters are real. Still kind of cool
He texted me, 'I just married Hinata in my head. It was a big deal.'
He tried to fight a guy named 'Kakashi' in the park. The guy was just walking his dog.
He told me he’s moving to the anime world. I said, 'That’s not real.' He said, 'It is now.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A tiny brain who lives in a haze of weed, Euphoria, and fake anime characters. Still kind of okay
He texted me, 'I just got engaged to Hinata. She said yes.'
He tried to explain the plot of Naruto to a cop. The cop just wrote him a ticket.
He cried when a character died. He said, 'She was my wife.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A tiny brain that never stops puffing weed, watches Euphoria like it’s a job, and thinks anime characters are real people. Still kind of chill
He texted me, 'I just proposed to Hinata. She said yes.'
He tried to fight a guy named 'Sasuke' at the grocery store. The guy was just buying chips.
He told me he’s moving to Euphoria. I said, 'That’s not real.' He said, 'It is now.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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