haitam

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The richest guy in Eindhoven who hides his cash like it's stolen goods and loves like a psycho when he's in the mood.
Haitam just bought a house and said it was 'just a side project.'
He asked a girl out and then cried when she said no.
He spent all his money on a pizza and called it 'a business decision.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Haitam thinks he's a ladies' man but he's just a guy with a ego and a bad dating history. He's actually cool if you ignore his crully hair and obsession with big boobs.
He asked 10 girls out in one day and got 10 no's.
He told a girl she had 'a face that could make a saint fall in love.'
He wore a leather jacket to a pizza place and called it 'a fashion statement.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Haitam means 'young hawk' but he's more like a cocky bird that thinks it's a king. He's nice when he's not angry, but don't get on his bad side or you'll regret it.
He told his friend he'd 'take the throne' if he got a better haircut.
He yelled at a chicken and said it was 'a sign from the gods.'
He swore at a teacher and said it was 'a strategic move.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Haitam is a rejected man who thinks he's cool but he's just a guy with glasses and a fear of talking to people. He's loyal but he's also a bit of a loser.
He DM'd a girl and said, 'I know you're busy, but I'm not.'
He cried in the hallway because no one asked him to the prom.
He told his friend he was 'a king in exile' and then ate a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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