Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Putting a hat on your head to hide a bad haircut like you’re trying to cover up a crime.

My haircut looks like a raccoon attacked me. I’m wearing a hat like I’m hiding from the cops.

He had a buzzcut that looked like a dog chewed it. He put on a hat like he was running from the law.

My mom gave me a haircut that looked like a tornado hit my head. I pulled out my hat like it was my last hope.

2

A fake way of saying ‘How Are You’ that sounds like you’re trying to trick someone.

‘Hait’ like you’re trying to sound cool when you’re just lazy.

He said ‘Hait’ like he was pretending to be a spy.

She texted ‘Hait’ like it was a secret code only she knew.

3

When you talk like one person and then switch to another and it sounds like you’re confused.

He spoke like a robot and then switched to Spanish like he had a language attack.

She talked like a normal person and then switched to a weird accent like she was possessed.

He went from English to German like he had a brain switch.

4

A weird way to say ‘yeah’ or ‘hello’ that you use when you have nothing else to say.

‘Hait’ like you’re trying to sound cool but you’re just lost.

She said ‘Hait’ like she had no ideas and just gave up.

He ended his sentence with ‘Hait’ like he had no more brainpower.

5

When you eat so much you feel like a balloon that’s about to pop.

I ate three burgers and now I feel like I’m going to explode.

She ate so much pizza she looked like a balloon about to burst.

He had a whole pie and now he feels like a full-blown balloon.

6

When you make fun of your friend for going to Haiti like he’s saving the world.

‘You went to Haiti? Like you’re saving the world or something.’

He went to Haiti and I said, ‘You think you’re a hero?’

She left me for Haiti like she was going to be famous.

7

When you break something so bad it can’t be fixed, like it’s dead.

He broke my phone so bad it’s like it’s in the trash forever.

She shattered my glass like it was already dead.

He destroyed my laptop so bad it can’t even be repaired.