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Why would I know that you idiot? I was sleeping!

Why would I know that you idiot? I had no clue what time it was.

Why would I know that you idiot? I was eating pizza and watching cartoons.

How the heck am I supposed to know? I wasn’t here yesterday!

How the heck am I supposed to know? I was busy crying in the corner.

How the heck am I supposed to know? I didn’t even see the message.

Why should I know you piece of garbage? I don’t even like you.

Why should I know you piece of garbage? I was eating cereal and you weren’t here.

Why should I know you piece of garbage? I was busy fighting my brother.

How the hell am I supposed to know? I was busy being awesome.

How the hell am I supposed to know? I had no idea what was happening.

How the hell am I supposed to know? I was playing video games.

Why the heck would I know you idiot? I was sleeping like a baby.

Why the heck would I know you idiot? I didn’t even see the message.

Why the heck would I know you idiot? I was busy eating donuts.