Haist

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A lazy Filipino sigh that says you're too tired to care anymore. It's like saying 'whatever' but with more attitude and less effort.
Haist, my boss just yelled at me for eating chips during lunch.
Haist, my dog chewed my homework again.
Haist, I'm not even mad I'm just tired.
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When your phone suggests a ridiculous word that makes your whole sentence look stupid. It's like a heist, but instead of stealing gold, it steals your brain.
I was typing 'I love pizza' and it changed to 'I love haist' and now I'm confused.
I said 'I'm going to the store' and it turned into 'I'm going to the haist' and now I'm questioning my life.
I was writing 'I hate math' and it changed to 'I hate haist' and now I hate my phone too.
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