Haisser

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Haisser is when you jerk off so much you start talking to Joël like he's your lover.

Haisser is why I texted Joël at 3 AM saying he was my soulmate.

I saw Haisser happen in the bathroom during lunch. It was tragic.

Haisser is when you're in class and you whisper Joël's name like it's a prayer.

Haisser is like being stuck in a never-ending porn loop with Joël as your main man.

I had Haisser during math class. I got a zero and a hard-on.

Haisser is when you're eating lunch and you're thinking about Joël's face.

My friend had Haisser so bad he texted Joël 17 times in one day.

Haisser is when you're so deep in your Joël fantasy you forget to breathe.

I had Haisser in the hallway. I walked into a wall and no one asked why.

Haisser is when you're on the bus and you're trying to hide your boner because you're thinking about Joël.

Haisser is why I failed my history test. I was too busy imagining Joël.