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A guy with a nice pecker that makes girls pass out. He probably dreams about it in color and 3D.
He walked into the room and the whole class fainted.
She saw him and started screaming like a banshee.
He showed his thing and the girls were like, 'What even is life?'
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A guy with a huge meat stick that makes girls lose their minds. He’s got a brain full of nonsense and a body full of magic.
He walked into the gym and the girls dropped their snacks.
She saw his thing and forgot her password.
He showed up and the whole school got distracted.
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A guy who loves to play TOW. He’s got the look of a smart Asian and a wild Australian.
He played TOW and the girls got jealous.
He beat the whole class at TOW and now they hate him.
He’s the best at TOW and the girls can’t stop talking about him.
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