Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A guy who can't stop getting hard every five minutes

He got a boner during math class and couldn't focus on fractions

He was hard when his mom walked in and said 'hello'

He got a boner in the middle of a group project and everyone stared at him

2

A boy who gets stiff like a board every time he sees a girl

He saw a girl in the hallway and went stiff like a plank

He got hard during lunch and couldn't eat his burger

He got stiff when his crush walked by and everyone laughed

3

A guy who can't control his junk when he sees a hot girl

His junk went wild when he saw the new girl in class

He couldn't stop thinking about his crush and got a boner in science class

He got hard in the middle of a football game and everyone knew

4

A boy who gets hard like a statue whenever he sees a girl

He looked like a statue when he saw his crush at the mall

He got hard during gym class and couldn't run

He got hard when his mom walked in and said 'hello' again

5

A guy who can't stop getting hard when he's around girls

He got hard during a group project and couldn't focus

He got hard in the middle of a pizza party

He got hard when his crush walked in and everyone laughed

6

A boy who can't stop getting boners and it's annoying

He got a boner during math and everyone laughed

He got hard in the middle of a game and lost

He got a boner in the middle of lunch and couldn't eat