Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a flirt hits on you so hard it feels like you got hit with a brick.

Hey cutie, you look like you could use a sandwich and a compliment.

I saw you from across the room and now I'm sweating like I just ran a marathon.

You're so cute I almost forgot to breathe.

2

A flirt's attempt to make you feel like their personal trophy.

You're my favorite snack and I eat you for breakfast.

I'm not flirting, I'm just giving you a compliment and you're taking it as a challenge.

If you don't date me, I'll tell your mom.

3

When a flirt tries to make you feel like you're the main event.

You're the star of this show and I'm just the sidekick.

I'm not trying to flirt, I'm just being nice and you're making it complicated.

You're so pretty I almost forgot to insult you.

4

A flirt's way of saying you're their personal snack.

You're like my favorite candy and I can't stop eating you.

I'm not flirting, I'm just being polite and you're being annoying.

If you don't like me, I'll cry in the corner.

5

When a flirt tries to make you feel like you're their personal spotlight.

You're so special I almost forgot to breathe.

I'm not flirting, I'm just saying you're nice and you're making it hard.

If you don't like me, I'll throw a tantrum in the hallway.

6

A flirt's attempt to make you feel like you're their personal meal.

You're the main course and I'm just the appetizer.

I'm not flirting, I'm just being friendly and you're being dramatic.

If you don't like me, I'll eat the entire dessert.