haisam

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Haisam is a loudmouth poser who thinks he's king of the hill but can't even get a girl to look at him. He's got dreams bigger than his ego and a future brighter than his hair.
Haisam just walked into the club like he owns the place. He doesn't even know the bartender's name.
He tried to flirt with my sister and got a middle finger for his trouble.
He posted a photo of himself with a caption 'future king' but forgot to turn off the flash.
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Haisam is a walking trash can who thinks he's a trash can with a personality. He licks up pretty girls and yells at women like they owe him money.
I saw Haisam eating a whole pizza by himself and then trying to kiss the waitress.
He ran into a wall and kept walking like it was a fashion statement.
He texted me 'I'm the human trash can' and then sent a picture of a dead rat.
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