haisa

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the most stunning girl you ever laid eyes on. eats like a horse and laughs like a maniac. sometimes she stares you down like she’s about to eat you too.
she walked in and the whole room went silent. then she laughed so hard she nearly fell over.
i tried to flirt with her and she just said 'you're cute, but i'm already taken by my pizza.'
she stared me down during lunch and i almost choked on my sandwich.
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the girl who makes your heart go boom. she eats everything in sight and makes you feel like a sad little bug.
she ate six burgers and still had energy to make fun of my hair.
i asked her out and she said 'i’d rather date a taco.'
she laughed so loud during my presentation that my teacher got confused.
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the girl who looks like an angel but acts like a demon. she eats like a beast and makes you feel like a worm.
she came into the room and i forgot how to breathe. then she ate my sandwich.
she laughed at my joke so hard she fell out of her chair.
she stared me down like she was going to eat my soul.
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