hairyworm

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A tiny, fuzzy worm that lives in the crumby old shorts of a man who hasn't washed his stuff in a decade.

My grandpa's undies smell like a swamp and have a hairyworm in them.

I found a hairyworm in my dad's gym shorts after he forgot to take them off.

That hairyworm is probably why my uncle's socks are always sticky.

A little worm that loves to live in the dirty stuff that men wear and smells like a dead sock.

My brother's undies have a hairyworm and it's probably why he smells like a gym locker.

I saw a hairyworm crawling out of my dad's pants after he sat on the couch.

That hairyworm is the reason my uncle's undies are always stained.

A tiny worm that lives in the stuff men wear and eats the dirt and sweat like it's a buffet.

I found a hairyworm in my dad's gym shorts and it looked like it was having a snack.

My grandpa's undies have a hairyworm and it's probably why he stinks like a gym sock.

That hairyworm is the reason my uncle's pants always feel like a sauna.