hairyvage

My cousin's hairyvage is so bad I had to wear a mask to her birthday party.

He said he'd date me if I let him smell my hairyvage. I said no.

My dog ran away when I opened the door to my hairyvage.

I walked into a room and my friend said, 'Dude, your hairyvage is in here!'

She told me I had a hairyvage, and I told her I was going to get a razor.

My brother's hairyvage is so bad, it's like a warzone.

My mom said I had to shave my hairyvage or I couldn't go to the mall.

He called me a hairyvage in front of my whole class.

I tried to sleep with my dog, but my hairyvage scared him off.