hairyscary

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Hairyscary is when you let your body hair grow wild like a jungle. No shaving. No waxing. Just a bunch of fuzzy nonsense.

My ex came back looking like a raccoon. I asked why he didn't shave. He said, 'I'm not a chicken.'

My mom hasn't waxed her legs since the '80s. She looks like a goat.

My brother hasn't trimmed his beard in three years. It’s like a beard convention.

Hairyscary is when you look like you've been stuck in a hairball for a decade. No body hair maintenance. Just chaos.

My cousin's armpits are like a forest. I don't know if he's a man or a tree.

My dad's chest hair is so thick, it has its own ZIP code.

My sister hasn't shaved her legs in six months. I can see her toes from here.

Hairyscary is when you’re so hairy, you could start a band. No trimming. No shaving. Just wild, unruly hair everywhere.

My uncle's back hair is so long, it looks like he's wearing a fur coat.

My friend’s legs are so hairy, they have their own Instagram page.

My neighbor’s chest is so fuzzy, I think he's a bear in disguise.