Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A bunch of fuzzy balls hanging down like a dirty Christmas ornament.

My neighbor’s dog stared at my hairyperatesties like they were a new toy.

I told my mom I got a new haircut, but she said I got a new hairyperatesties.

He tripped on my hairyperatesties and fell into a puddle.

2

A hairy pair of nuts that look like they’ve been in a fight and lost.

I showed my hairyperatesties to my little brother and he cried.

My friend called me a hairyperatesties and I threw a pillow at him.

My hairyperatesties got stuck in the door and I screamed.

3

A pair of testicles that look like they’ve been dipped in a hairball soup.

My hairyperatesties got caught in the washing machine and now they’re sore.

I drew my hairyperatesties on the board and the teacher yelled at me.

My hairyperatesties are so hairy, they have their own Instagram.

4

A pair of balls so hairy, they look like they’ve been growing for decades.

I got a new nickname: The Hairyperatesties King.

My hairyperatesties are so famous, my dog knows them by name.

I showed my hairyperatesties to my crush and now we’re dating.

5

A pair of testicles that look like they’ve been stolen from a goat.

I wore my hairyperatesties to school and got detention.

My hairyperatesties are so hairy, they’ve started a band.

I told my friend I had a hairyperatesties and he said I was lying.

6

A hairy pair of testicles that look like they’ve been in a war and survived.

My hairyperatesties got stuck in the dryer and now they’re tangled.

I showed my hairyperatesties to my teacher and got a D.

My hairyperatesties are so hairy, they’re getting a pet passport.