Hairyous

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You got so much hair in one spot it looks like a raccoon ate a sweater.
My cousin’s chest is so hairy, it’s like he grew a beard on his chest.
She has hair on her arms so thick, it looks like a squirrel lives there.
He’s got hair on his legs like he’s been growing them for 20 years.
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You’re so hairy, it looks like you’ve been living in a forest and forgot to shave.
His back is so hairy, it looks like a cat ran across it and left a permanent mark.
Her thighs are covered in hair like a goat’s legs.
He’s got so much hair on his face, it’s like he’s got a beard and a mustache and a chin strap.
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You’re so hairy, you could start a fire with the stuff on your arms.
Her arms are so hairy, they look like they’ve been plucked by a goat.
His legs are so hairy, they could be used as a brush for a dog.
He’s got so much hair on his chest, it’s like he’s wearing a fur coat.
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