HairyO

My cousin’s face looks like a giant sore that smells like old socks and bad decisions.

She came out of the shower looking like a giant sore that smells like old socks and bad decisions.

He’s been eating dirt for a week and now he looks like a giant sore that smells like old socks and bad decisions.

That meatball in the soup has been there so long it’s like it knows it’s going to be thrown out.

The meatball in the middle of the pot is like it’s been in there for a lifetime.

That meatball looks like it’s been in that soup since the beginning of time and it’s not happy about it.

That butt has been used for sitting, eating, and probably sleeping.

The person’s butt looks like it’s been used as a couch, a plate, and a bed.

That butt has been through a lot, like sitting, eating, and maybe even sleeping.