Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Balls that look like a jungle grew on them and decided to stay forever

Yo, I just saw your hairyniggaballs and I almost fainted

You got hairyniggaballs? I respect that

Man, those hairyniggaballs are so thick I could hide in them

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Balls so hairy they could start a fire and nobody would stop them

Your hairyniggaballs are on fire, literally

I got hairyniggaballs so bad I can’t even walk

That man got hairyniggaballs, I’m scared

3

Balls that are so hairy they might as well be a whole new species

Your hairyniggaballs are from another planet

I think my hairyniggaballs are evolving

That guy’s balls are so hairy they’re like a new kind of animal

4

Balls that are like a hairy beast that won’t stop growing

Your hairyniggaballs are like a wild beast

Man, my hairyniggaballs are eating me

I got hairyniggaballs so bad I can’t breathe

5

Balls that look like someone threw a hairy blanket on them and forgot to take it off

Your hairyniggaballs look like a hairy blanket was left on them

I just saw your hairyniggaballs, they’re like a blanket from hell

That man’s balls are covered in hair like a blanket from the devil

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Balls so hairy they could be used as a rug and no one would complain

Your hairyniggaballs are so hairy I could sit on them

I wish my hairyniggaballs were that good

Those hairyniggaballs are like a rug, I swear