hairymuffitis

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Hairymuffitis is when a girl has a hairy muff that's so stuck to her fanny it might as well be part of her skin and no amount of wax or razors will ever save her

My muff is like a spiderweb and my fanny is the spider I can't escape

I tried shaving and now my muff is like a hairy monster attacking my butt

This isn't hairymuffitis it's a full-blown hairy muff war

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Hairymuffitis is when a girl’s muff is so hairy it’s like a forest and no matter how hard she tries she can’t get rid of it

My muff is a jungle and my fanny is the animal that won’t let me go

I tried waxing and now my muff is like a hairy beast

I looked in the mirror and my muff is like a hairy squirrel that won’t leave my butt

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Hairymuffitis is when a girl’s muff is so hairy it’s like a rug and it’s so stuck to her fanny that it might as well be married to it

My muff is a rug and my fanny is its husband and they won’t leave each other

I tried plucking and now my muff is like a hairy rug that won’t budge

My muff is so hairy it’s like I live in a hair salon and my fanny is the boss

by Slangipedia 2d ago