hairymcsnuggles

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A big, hairy man who looks like a giant mop. Everyone thinks he’s the most attractive thing since pizza and wants to jump him like he’s a buffet.

My cousin saw him and immediately asked if he was available for the weekend.

My mom tried to flirt with him and got rejected by his hair.

He walked into a bar and 10 people immediately asked for his number.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A man with so much hair it looks like he’s been dipped in a hair dryer and left in a sauna. People can’t help but want to touch it and maybe his face.

My friend tried to hug him and got hair in his mouth.

He came to class and the whole class stopped to stare at his hair.

He walked past my dog and the dog immediately tried to eat his hair.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A man so hairy he looks like a bear that got a perm. Everyone wants to cuddle him and maybe take a nap in his hair.

My sister tried to cuddle him and fell asleep in his hair.

He sat next to me on the bus and I got a free head massage.

He walked into a restaurant and the waiter asked if he wanted a hair wash with his meal.

by Slangipedia 2d ago